"Where were you when the accident happened?""I was sleeping at home.""Liar! If you were sleeping, ho

"Where were you when the accident happened?""I was sleeping at home.""Liar! If you were sleeping, how did you know?""How did you know?""Were you sleeping with your eyes open, bro? How did you even become a lawyer?""Don't... don't judge a book by its cover.""I mean, don't cover a judge by its book?""No, no... don't cover a book by its judge?""Whatever, bro! Just don't judge anything by..."Vip Conversation «وقتی تصادف اتفاق افتاد کجا بودی؟»«خونه بودم و خواب بودم.»«دروغگو! اگه خواب بودی، از کجا می‌دونستی؟»«تو از کجا می‌دونی؟»«یعنی با چشم‌های باز خواب بودی داداش؟ اصلاً تو چطوری وکیل شدی؟»«نـ... نباید کتاب رو از روی جلدش قضاوت کرد.»«منظورم اینه که... نباید یه قاضی رو با کتابش پوشوند؟»«نه نه... نباید یه کتاب رو با قاضیش پوشوند؟»«هر چی تو بگی داداش! فقط هیچ چیزی رو بر اساس... [قضاوت نکن].»